Doin' my time

Sorry about the drug binge I've been on and was subsequently busted for, guys. The law enforcement officers have informed me I have to perform community service. I'm pretty sure blogging counts. Aren't ya'll a community? Bingo. So what am I supposed to yap at you about? And what sort of service should I provide? Uhhhh. I'm blankin'. Well, giving advice is a form of service. Hey, send me some questions, like about dating or something. I'll answer them here. Aren't I a good citizen now? Anyway, if anybody has any "HORSE", email me on the side. And yes, officer, I am talking bout the animal. Geez!